Diets Are For Losers

Losers diet. That’s how they lose the weight of course. Lots of people and things need diets.

For example:

Your Spouse

Spouses often need diets. This may be in fact one of the most common traits of the spouse. Luckily, CardCash has no intention of becoming your spouse, we like our relationship exactly the way it is. More luckily, we don’t want you to diet, we want you to #UnDiet.

 

Pets

Pets need diets. Often pets will get fat. This is mostly caused by your overfeeding of said pet. Sometimes, poor cooking skills of the aforementioned spouse can lead to overfeeding of your pet under the table. Pets aren’t that picky. Put your pet on a diet. And tell your spouse that they work too hard doing all that cooking, how about some takeout?

 

Credit Cards

Credit cards need a diet. Credit cards are the worst. And also the best. But kind of the worst. They are the bestworstest. Do yourself a favor, put your credit cards on a diet. Then they’ll really be the best.

 

 

Traffic

Road traffic needs a diet. Is there anything worse than sitting in traffic? Being eaten alive by chipmunks? Nope. Waterboarding? Nah. Lost the remote? That one is close. Let’s put traffic on a diet. That way we can get to the mall faster to save with CardCash gift cards.

 

There is one thing that never needs a diet. And that is your

Wallet

Your wallet does not need a diet. It needs an #UnDiet. Stuff your wallet with lots of delicious $$. It’ll get fat, but that is just great. Shop CardCash and save scrumptious dollars on every purchase you make. Feed your wallet. UnDiet.

 

 

 

 

Wearer of cool shades, VP of crazy for CardCash.com, tireless campaigner against bananas, fishing in the hole of life.

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