Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving! We know this year has been rough, but we see your strength and wish you all the best this Thanksgiving. Here at CardCash, we’re sending you laughter, savings, and lots of stuffing this Thanksgiving.

We can all use a good giggle so we wanted to share some of our favorite Thanksgiving puns:

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy.

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Google, google, google!

What was the turkey suspected of?

Fowl play.

What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?

Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!

What sound does a limping turkey make?

Wobble, wobble!

What do you call a holiday dinner without the parents?


What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

Boy! I’m stuffed!

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What’s the most musical part of a turkey?

The drumstick.

Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

They use fowl language.

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes …

… but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”

This Thanksgiving, we want to share our genuine appreciation with you. Without all our #savers, we would not be where we are today, and we’re so thankful for all of your support throughout the year. We hope you have a joyous holiday and we look forward to many BFCM discounts, coupons, and price drops and coupons!

I’ve been the marketing manager at CardCash.com for over six years. One of my favorite aspects of working with CardCash is that we get to help people find just what they need for any occasion. Whether it be a birthday, wedding or graduation present, we make sure there are plenty of options available so everyone can get exactly what they want from us.

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